Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
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I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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