This dress was meant to end up on your floor
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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