After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Randomize
