oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Do plants get herpes?
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