Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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