are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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