Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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