Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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