I need help removing her.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
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He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
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also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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