Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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