did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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