fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
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The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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