You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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