dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
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She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I'm having to shit out rocks
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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