I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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