I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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