this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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