It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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