Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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