I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
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If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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