I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Houston, we have a squirter
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize