dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
All I want is dick and wine.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
