I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize