dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
He has the fingertips of a God
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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