This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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