I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
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