If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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