As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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