Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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