covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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