So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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