So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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