Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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