The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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