worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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