Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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