i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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