Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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