it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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