i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
So much Jack, so little girl.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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