We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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