So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
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a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
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Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Nobody cheats on THIS.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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