They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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