I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
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Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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