East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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