I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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