She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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