i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
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I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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