That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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