You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
