Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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