Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
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