bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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