The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
how does that bad decision feel?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Randomize
