Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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