Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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